Cactus Leggings popminniemouselegz The larger of the two

The larger of the two mollusks performs oral on her

THEY REALLY DO EXIST

I had to make yet another item to match my fave (nonalcoholic) beverage

Death may be able to swipe individuals from life

Cactus Leggings popminniemouselegz The larger of the twoCactus is the sh*t. Why? A couple reasons. It'll save yo life if you're ever stranded in the desert, that is if you can manage to get to the water in its truck without stabbing yoself to death. Also, you can chuck it at someone you don't like and probably hurt them pretty badly. It's green as fck which is always awesome. AND when you wear these, you can dare peeps to stumble upon you.